Showing posts with label gooey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gooey. Show all posts

Friday, February 5, 2010

Some Crazy Shit Just Happened To Me

So I'm on my period right,
and I kept drinking water.
I had to pee REALLY REALLY badly.
I went to go pee, I'm chilling on the toilet...
I wipe right, and lifted the tissue up
'cause I like to examine.. 
(Thats how you know if anything is ever wrong with you)
So yeah, I'm getting ready to examine 
and while I lifted the tissue up, a 
long,
gooey,
bloody
string of uterus lining(?) or whatever
that gooey shit is
stretched up with the paper!
Dangling in the air and shit
like a long string of drool...
I'm like EWWWW! 
But thats not it! 
I tried to put the tissue into the toilet bowl
without getting anything on the toilet seat
and I did but then I looked down
and I had a LONG,
Gooey,
Bloody string 
of gooeyness on my thigh..
I was like OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK! 
EGFFWIEJWEOR 
RFHEDHGWEORTTWRFHWERHWER
FUCKING GROSSS!!!!!!!!! 
Anyway, the end.
That shit is crazy right? Nasty too.
I hate periods.
I should have took a picture of it.