Some Crazy Shit Just Happened To Me

So I'm on my period right,

and I kept drinking water.

I had to pee REALLY REALLY badly.

I went to go pee, I'm chilling on the toilet...

I wipe right, and lifted the tissue up

'cause I like to examine.. 

(Thats how you know if anything is ever wrong with you)

So yeah, I'm getting ready to examine 

and while I lifted the tissue up, a 

long,

gooey,

bloody

string of uterus lining(?) or whatever

that gooey shit is

stretched up with the paper!

Dangling in the air and shit

like a long string of drool...

I'm like EWWWW! 

But thats not it! 

I tried to put the tissue into the toilet bowl

without getting anything on the toilet seat

and I did but then I looked down

and I had a LONG,

Gooey,

Bloody string 

of gooeyness on my thigh..

I was like OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK! 

EGFFWIEJWEOR 

RFHEDHGWEORTTWRFHWERHWER

FUCKING GROSSS!!!!!!!!! 

Anyway, the end.

That shit is crazy right? Nasty too.

I hate periods.

I should have took a picture of it.